I’m back. For real this time.

To the four loyal readers I had in this blog’s previous incarnation: I’M BACK. I had to learn HTML, CSS and a little PHP before I could bring you a blog I am proud of, but I did it. This one will be slightly less profane due to the fact that I’m no longer unemployed, and people I now work with will almost certainly see this. I’m not sure how to be funny without being obscene, but I’m going to try really hard.

While you’re here, look around. Seriously. I spent a lot of time coding this thing. The least you could do is look at my portfolio.

I’ll post more later, when I’m not delirious from beating nested lists into submission and that one glass of wine I had to take the edge off.